Kurdish Hackers, what a sad bunch of morons they are.
They have hacked a site for a care home in Eastbourne, WHY????
Morons like this haven't got a life they are lower than pigs and have the blood of pigs flowing through their veins and arteries.
All I can say to them is IDIOTS, GET A LIFE>
They are the dross of society.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Saturday, March 20, 2010
LIEBOUR
We all know what Liebour are like, now we have Brown almost sanctioning the voting rights of our brave troops by making them apply once a year to be on the forces voting register, so not only has this moronic man lied about the funding for our troops equipment to the Chilcot enquiry, which has a court of law status, he is now guilty of restricting their voting rights.
Blair yet again is in the news, he really is the most loathsome man on the planet. To me it is evident that he spent time whilst in power making links and preparing for the day he would either be ousted or forced to step down as each one was inevitable, it just wasn't certain which one would come first and back stabber Brown got in first. He has made dubious deals and relationships throughout the world with dubious countries and dubious men and women.
He is feted as a celebrity, but still he is despised in his own country, purely for the simple fact that he is seen as a LIAR, a man who is only really interested in his own personal power and wealth, and despite making approximately £20,000,000 since he left power, and that can only be an approximate figure as he is very adept at hiding and moving money around, the tax payer still had to fork out a further £270,000 for his protection when attending the Chilcot enquiry.
Why should we pay? If I had my way it would be a case of pay for your own protection or have none, it would not be any great loss to this country if someone had been able to get to him, and a funeral would have been a lot cheaper and more fun to watch with the likes of Gordon Brown doing his mock crying, and telling one and all what a wonderful man this war criminal was.
Things get worse, we now have that vile woman Nadine Dorries seemingly backing some abrasive ex-broadcaster to stand as an independent against Esther Rantzen. Remember Nadine Dorries, she was the one who couldn't understand why the British public were so angry about the expenses scandal and thought it was her right to claim what she wanted with no comeback, it seems she might be 'friendly' with this broadcaster.
The world has gone mad, and we have the opportunity to change things soon, if you have an independent maybe you should consider voting for them, they are free from any party, therefore they are free from any party diktats. If not consider going for some other party such as UKIP or even BNP, we have to break the endless cycle of these corrupt politicians.
Each of the three main parties these days are the same, there is very little to choose, and they are too close to each other. Liebour are no longer the party of the people, this has been proven first by BLIAR and then by BROWN who promptly decided that the election promise on the Treaty of Lisbon was his to renege on. Rock on Brown,that is just one of his many mistakes, he hasn't controlled the banks or giving outrageous bonus payments to bankers, but our hard earned money has gone to bail them out, in effect helping to fund these bonus payments whilst others are loosing their jobs thanks to Brown and the banks, there is no loyalty to the voters of this country by the politicians, they now only look after number one or the party, but number one always comes first.
Blair yet again is in the news, he really is the most loathsome man on the planet. To me it is evident that he spent time whilst in power making links and preparing for the day he would either be ousted or forced to step down as each one was inevitable, it just wasn't certain which one would come first and back stabber Brown got in first. He has made dubious deals and relationships throughout the world with dubious countries and dubious men and women.
He is feted as a celebrity, but still he is despised in his own country, purely for the simple fact that he is seen as a LIAR, a man who is only really interested in his own personal power and wealth, and despite making approximately £20,000,000 since he left power, and that can only be an approximate figure as he is very adept at hiding and moving money around, the tax payer still had to fork out a further £270,000 for his protection when attending the Chilcot enquiry.
Why should we pay? If I had my way it would be a case of pay for your own protection or have none, it would not be any great loss to this country if someone had been able to get to him, and a funeral would have been a lot cheaper and more fun to watch with the likes of Gordon Brown doing his mock crying, and telling one and all what a wonderful man this war criminal was.
Things get worse, we now have that vile woman Nadine Dorries seemingly backing some abrasive ex-broadcaster to stand as an independent against Esther Rantzen. Remember Nadine Dorries, she was the one who couldn't understand why the British public were so angry about the expenses scandal and thought it was her right to claim what she wanted with no comeback, it seems she might be 'friendly' with this broadcaster.
The world has gone mad, and we have the opportunity to change things soon, if you have an independent maybe you should consider voting for them, they are free from any party, therefore they are free from any party diktats. If not consider going for some other party such as UKIP or even BNP, we have to break the endless cycle of these corrupt politicians.
Each of the three main parties these days are the same, there is very little to choose, and they are too close to each other. Liebour are no longer the party of the people, this has been proven first by BLIAR and then by BROWN who promptly decided that the election promise on the Treaty of Lisbon was his to renege on. Rock on Brown,that is just one of his many mistakes, he hasn't controlled the banks or giving outrageous bonus payments to bankers, but our hard earned money has gone to bail them out, in effect helping to fund these bonus payments whilst others are loosing their jobs thanks to Brown and the banks, there is no loyalty to the voters of this country by the politicians, they now only look after number one or the party, but number one always comes first.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Here we go Again
Brown has decided he won't step down if Labour loses the election. Good maybe that will give the kiss of death to a political party that lost its way over 30 years ago and still remains lost.
Labour now seems to be made up of liars, cheats, egotists and morons, who cannot see what the voting public want, who have worked hard to disassemble Britain and have certainly taken the Great out of Britain. They have tried to water down our history and culture and their weapon of choice in this is to open the flood gates to anybody who wants to live here, usually at the paying taxpayers expense. The latest is that Polish women who want an abortion are being encouraged to come here for an abortion by their pro-abortion group.
We will also be paying money towards saving Greece and the Euro all because Brown and Mandelson want us to remain in the EU, when the majority (that is the most, the people who matter Gordon and Peter) want to be well out of the EU and for this country to become great again. This cannot happen under Brussels or Labour so both have to go.
At one point I was wondering who to vote for, but now I think that the three main parties have all lost their way, and all the leaders seem to have latched on to the Tony Blair way of presenting themselves, which for me doesn't bode well, so my choice is now that I will vote UKIP if there is a candidate locally if not it might even then be BNP.
A bloody nose has to be given to these corrupt and now defunct and useless political parties that are so far away from the voters that they cannot see the wood for the trees. The expenses battle still rages and now these dysfunctional MP's want to have a pay-rise, whilst the few that have finally been charged are trying to use a law meant to protect to help them scam the country, and they can see nothing wrong in what they have done.
What is even more scary is that many MP's from all parties have managed to get away with many expenses, it is only the few unfortunate souls who have been offered up for the sacrificial slaughter (obviously deemed as useless, therefore can be safely got rid of) who have to face the wrath of the country.
As antipolitician I call on everyone to start giving their local MP some real grief, if you see him in the flesh give him some verbal stick, I never see Nigel Waterson he seems to hide away unless there is a camera present from the local rag, but he has had many letters.
It is time to stand up and fight, I have never heard so many people openly state that they feel a revolution is coming, it may not happen soon, but there is definitely a change in the air, but being British this may take another 50 years to happen, I hope not, because the sooner we change things the swifter we will get this country back to where it should be belonging to Britain's who are proud of their history, not the dumbed down history Labour want to feed us for fear of upsetting other cultures and religions. If immigrants come to Britain they adapt to us, not us to them.
Labour now seems to be made up of liars, cheats, egotists and morons, who cannot see what the voting public want, who have worked hard to disassemble Britain and have certainly taken the Great out of Britain. They have tried to water down our history and culture and their weapon of choice in this is to open the flood gates to anybody who wants to live here, usually at the paying taxpayers expense. The latest is that Polish women who want an abortion are being encouraged to come here for an abortion by their pro-abortion group.
We will also be paying money towards saving Greece and the Euro all because Brown and Mandelson want us to remain in the EU, when the majority (that is the most, the people who matter Gordon and Peter) want to be well out of the EU and for this country to become great again. This cannot happen under Brussels or Labour so both have to go.
At one point I was wondering who to vote for, but now I think that the three main parties have all lost their way, and all the leaders seem to have latched on to the Tony Blair way of presenting themselves, which for me doesn't bode well, so my choice is now that I will vote UKIP if there is a candidate locally if not it might even then be BNP.
A bloody nose has to be given to these corrupt and now defunct and useless political parties that are so far away from the voters that they cannot see the wood for the trees. The expenses battle still rages and now these dysfunctional MP's want to have a pay-rise, whilst the few that have finally been charged are trying to use a law meant to protect to help them scam the country, and they can see nothing wrong in what they have done.
What is even more scary is that many MP's from all parties have managed to get away with many expenses, it is only the few unfortunate souls who have been offered up for the sacrificial slaughter (obviously deemed as useless, therefore can be safely got rid of) who have to face the wrath of the country.
As antipolitician I call on everyone to start giving their local MP some real grief, if you see him in the flesh give him some verbal stick, I never see Nigel Waterson he seems to hide away unless there is a camera present from the local rag, but he has had many letters.
It is time to stand up and fight, I have never heard so many people openly state that they feel a revolution is coming, it may not happen soon, but there is definitely a change in the air, but being British this may take another 50 years to happen, I hope not, because the sooner we change things the swifter we will get this country back to where it should be belonging to Britain's who are proud of their history, not the dumbed down history Labour want to feed us for fear of upsetting other cultures and religions. If immigrants come to Britain they adapt to us, not us to them.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Cameron Loosing Ground
I am not surprised really, this country needs to be told straight what is required to turn broken Britain back around, and it ain't gonna happen if you are trying to pick pretty faces to replace talent, in other words, wrong move Dave, this more women thing, we need talent no matter what sex, race or creed so pick the best, not a pretty face.
As a country we are able to take things on the chin, we may not like it, but if it is the right course of action we will, as a nation go along with it. So dear old Dave needs to give us his view of how to repair broken Britain, and his plans to do so.
He needs to take into account everything that we hold dear such as immigration, the benefit system and its abuse, education and falling standards and thuggery in schools, the sick health service, link the sick health service with immigrants and people from abroad getting free health care and that is well on the way to being cracked, if you stop that from happening, you want to enter the country, show us you can pay your way for everything.
I wrote an email to Dave along these lines, of course I didn't get an answer, it was too sensible, and he is wrapped up with his spin doctors who are advising him to fight Labour on Labours terms so he's already onto a looser and he hasn't got long to get it right and put it to the nation. Dave Labour have broken Britain we need to hear how you intend to repair it, give us the solution on the chin, make it clear and simple, because simple always works best remember KISS (Keep it simple, stupid)
As a country we are able to take things on the chin, we may not like it, but if it is the right course of action we will, as a nation go along with it. So dear old Dave needs to give us his view of how to repair broken Britain, and his plans to do so.
He needs to take into account everything that we hold dear such as immigration, the benefit system and its abuse, education and falling standards and thuggery in schools, the sick health service, link the sick health service with immigrants and people from abroad getting free health care and that is well on the way to being cracked, if you stop that from happening, you want to enter the country, show us you can pay your way for everything.
I wrote an email to Dave along these lines, of course I didn't get an answer, it was too sensible, and he is wrapped up with his spin doctors who are advising him to fight Labour on Labours terms so he's already onto a looser and he hasn't got long to get it right and put it to the nation. Dave Labour have broken Britain we need to hear how you intend to repair it, give us the solution on the chin, make it clear and simple, because simple always works best remember KISS (Keep it simple, stupid)
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Do You Trust Any of Them?
When you see the latest efforts by Brown and Cameron playing on the heart strings, would you really base your vote on this blatant woe is me appeal?
Then we have that most disgusting of unelected morons, MANDELSON now claiming that the Euro is a great idea and we should subscribe to it even though Greece is doing its best to bankrupt it.
More and more our political scene is descending into a morass of self pity with MP's who have been caught out in the expenses scandal trying to get away from paying back anything at all, and still claiming that they were obeying the rules, then you have the Kirkbrides who are now after huge paying position with companies, he has got a £100,000 pa job as a lobbyist and she is after the same.
I have said it so often that it is becoming boring to many, but this country will never recover by continuing down the path that we are on. We need a complete closure of Parliament, whether by revolution or by agreement, all MP's need to stand down including the illustrious party leaders and new rules need to be written then and only then should we restart with a new election.
Rules should include a decent wage with no expenses, but MP's must attend Parliament on a regular basis and only have 6 weeks holiday a year. When Parliament is shut they should attend in the constituencies. Spin Doctors, even those disguised as aides should be barred, as should quangos as a waste of money and time.
MP's should have to pay for their own team out of their own salary, that will reduce the amount of people each can employ and no party should be allowed to indiscriminately employ people so we should see the demise of people like Campbell whose role should be severely restricted.
No unelected person should be allowed to work in government at high level, getting rid of the likes of Mandelson and each Prime Minister should be elected by the people, stopping people like Brown automatically taking over, if a Prime Minister wishes to step down this should automatically generate a general election.
These are very simple very basic rules which govern they way our country is run, at the moment all we have are despots and media mongers and those who are unelected running or ruining the country. If found to have lied or deceiving the country even a Prime Minister should be stripped of their right to stand in an election and should immediately leave Parliament stopping the likes of the BLIAR fiasco again.
Then we have that most disgusting of unelected morons, MANDELSON now claiming that the Euro is a great idea and we should subscribe to it even though Greece is doing its best to bankrupt it.
More and more our political scene is descending into a morass of self pity with MP's who have been caught out in the expenses scandal trying to get away from paying back anything at all, and still claiming that they were obeying the rules, then you have the Kirkbrides who are now after huge paying position with companies, he has got a £100,000 pa job as a lobbyist and she is after the same.
I have said it so often that it is becoming boring to many, but this country will never recover by continuing down the path that we are on. We need a complete closure of Parliament, whether by revolution or by agreement, all MP's need to stand down including the illustrious party leaders and new rules need to be written then and only then should we restart with a new election.
Rules should include a decent wage with no expenses, but MP's must attend Parliament on a regular basis and only have 6 weeks holiday a year. When Parliament is shut they should attend in the constituencies. Spin Doctors, even those disguised as aides should be barred, as should quangos as a waste of money and time.
MP's should have to pay for their own team out of their own salary, that will reduce the amount of people each can employ and no party should be allowed to indiscriminately employ people so we should see the demise of people like Campbell whose role should be severely restricted.
No unelected person should be allowed to work in government at high level, getting rid of the likes of Mandelson and each Prime Minister should be elected by the people, stopping people like Brown automatically taking over, if a Prime Minister wishes to step down this should automatically generate a general election.
These are very simple very basic rules which govern they way our country is run, at the moment all we have are despots and media mongers and those who are unelected running or ruining the country. If found to have lied or deceiving the country even a Prime Minister should be stripped of their right to stand in an election and should immediately leave Parliament stopping the likes of the BLIAR fiasco again.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Boo Hoo Brown
Does anyone actually believe Boo Hoo Brown and his latest media ploy to get sympathy before the election?
Brown is a complete piece of excrement, he and his party have ruined this country, morally, financially and by unlimited immigration. The Labour party have constantly lied to the country or deceived it first with BLAIR - LIAR PAR EXCELLANCE, then with Brown who has brought in the most despised man in politics in the shape of Mandelson.
Anyone who votes for Labour or for Brown really needs to get some sort of psychiatric help, as there is no way that Brown will change or the Labour party for that matter. The only way this country can move forward is for every MP to step down and for the country to have new candidates with new morals, code of conduct and rules that the new MP's agree to abide to.
This country has become morally corrupt under Labour and all the present MP's as they have all been complicit in the misuse of expenses by turning a blind eye until it was too late to do so. Now we need to start again, with the right people, with the right morals who will look after the country not themselves, but none of this bunch of cowardly, moral less, scheming MP's are going to listen so it is with a heavy heart that I know eventually a revolution will have to take place, I just hope too many lives are not lost, but to me it is now inevitable, possibly within the next 50 years and when historians look back as they do they will have to conclude that the seeds of revolution started when Labour came into power.
Brown is a complete piece of excrement, he and his party have ruined this country, morally, financially and by unlimited immigration. The Labour party have constantly lied to the country or deceived it first with BLAIR - LIAR PAR EXCELLANCE, then with Brown who has brought in the most despised man in politics in the shape of Mandelson.
Anyone who votes for Labour or for Brown really needs to get some sort of psychiatric help, as there is no way that Brown will change or the Labour party for that matter. The only way this country can move forward is for every MP to step down and for the country to have new candidates with new morals, code of conduct and rules that the new MP's agree to abide to.
This country has become morally corrupt under Labour and all the present MP's as they have all been complicit in the misuse of expenses by turning a blind eye until it was too late to do so. Now we need to start again, with the right people, with the right morals who will look after the country not themselves, but none of this bunch of cowardly, moral less, scheming MP's are going to listen so it is with a heavy heart that I know eventually a revolution will have to take place, I just hope too many lives are not lost, but to me it is now inevitable, possibly within the next 50 years and when historians look back as they do they will have to conclude that the seeds of revolution started when Labour came into power.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson wrote this in the Sunday Times on 8th November 2009 and it needs to be read by everyone as it was pulled by the Times, possibly at the request of that useless disgraced piece of doggy do that the piece was written about, here it is in all its glory for everyone to enjoy.
Jeremy Clarkson - Sunday Times 8/11/09
I've given the matter a great deal of thought all week, and I'm afraid I've decided that it's no good putting Peter Mandelson in a prison. I'm afraid he will have to be tied to the front of a van and driven round the country until he isn't alive any more.
He announced last week that middle-class children will simply not be allowed into the country's top universities even if they have 4,000 A-levels, because all the places will be taken by Albanians and guillemots and whatever other stupid bandwagon the conniving idiot has leapt on.
I hate Peter Mandelson. I hate his fondness for extremely pale blue jeans and I hate that preposterous moustache he used to sport in the days when he didn't bother trying to cover up his left-wing fanaticism. I hate the way he quite literally lords it over us even though he's resigned in disgrace twice, and now holds an important decision-making job for which he was not elected. Mostly, though, I hate him because his one-man war on the bright and the witty and the successful means that half my friends now seem to be taking leave of their senses.
There's talk of emigration in the air. It's everywhere I go. Parties. Work. In the supermarket. My daughter is working herself half to death to get good grades at GSCE and can't see the point because she won't be going to university, because she doesn't have a beak or flippers or a qualification in washing windscreens at the lights. She wonders, often, why we don't live in America .
Then you have the chaps and chapesses who can't stand the constant raids on their wallets and their privacy. They can't understand why they are taxed at 50% on their income and then taxed again for driving into the nation's capital. They can't understand what happened to the hunt for the weapons of mass destruction. They can't understand anything. They see the Highway Wombles in those brand new 4x4s that they paid for, and they see the M4 bus lane and they see the speed cameras and the community support officers and they see the Albanians stealing their wheelbarrows and nothing can be done because it's racist.
And they see Alistair Darling handing over £4,350 of their money to not sort out the banking crisis that he doesn't understand because he's a small-town solicitor, and they see the stupid war on drugs and the war on drink and the war on smoking and the war on hunting and the war on fun and the war on scientists and the obsession with the climate and the price of train fares soaring past £1,000 and the Guardian power-brokers getting uppity about one shot baboon and not uppity at all about all the dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and how they got rid of Blair only to find the lying twerp is now going to come back even more powerful than ever, and they think, "I've had enough of this. I'm off."
It's a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else. But where?
You can't go to France because you need to complete 17 forms in triplicate every time you want to build a greenhouse, and you can't go to Switzerland because you will be reported to your neighbours by the police and subsequently shot in the head if you don't sweep your lawn properly, and you can't go to Italy because you'll soon tire of waking up in the morning to find a horse's head in your bed because you forgot to give a man called Don a bundle of used notes for "organising" a plumber.
You can't go to Australia because it's full of things that will eat you, you can't go to New Zealand because they don't accept anyone who is more than 40 and you can't go to Monte Carlo because they don't accept anyone who has less than 40 mill. And you can't go to Spain because you're not called Del and you weren't involved in the Walthamstow blag. And you
can't go to Germany ... because you just can't.
The Caribbean sounds tempting, but there is no work, which means that one day, whether you like it or not, you'll end up like all the other expats, with a nose like a burst beetroot, wondering if it's okay to have a small sharpener at 10 in the morning. And, as I keep explaining to my daughter, we can't go to America because if you catch a cold over there, the health system is designed in such a way that you end up without a house. Or dead.
Canada's full of people pretending to be French, South Africa's too risky, Russia's worse and everywhere else is too full of snow, too full of flies or too full of people who want to cut your head off on the internet. So you can dream all you like about upping sticks and moving to a country that doesn't help itself to half of everything you earn and then spend the money it gets on bus lanes and advertisements about the dangers of salt.
But wherever you go you'll wind up an alcoholic or dead or bored or in a cellar, in an orange jumpsuit, gently wetting yourself on the web. All of these things are worse than being persecuted for eating a sandwich at the wheel.
I see no reason to be miserable. Yes, Britain now is worse than it's been for decades, but the lunatics who've made it so ghastly are on their way out. Soon, they will be back in Hackney with their South African nuclear-free peace polenta. And instead the show will be run by a bloke whose dad has a wallpaper shop and possibly, terrifyingly, a twerp in Belgium whose fruitless game of hunt-the-WMD has netted him £15m on the lecture circuit.
So actually I do see a reason to be miserable. Which is why I think it's a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and inhuman. But it would at least cheer everyone up a bit.
Jeremy Clarkson - Sunday Times 8/11/09
I've given the matter a great deal of thought all week, and I'm afraid I've decided that it's no good putting Peter Mandelson in a prison. I'm afraid he will have to be tied to the front of a van and driven round the country until he isn't alive any more.
He announced last week that middle-class children will simply not be allowed into the country's top universities even if they have 4,000 A-levels, because all the places will be taken by Albanians and guillemots and whatever other stupid bandwagon the conniving idiot has leapt on.
I hate Peter Mandelson. I hate his fondness for extremely pale blue jeans and I hate that preposterous moustache he used to sport in the days when he didn't bother trying to cover up his left-wing fanaticism. I hate the way he quite literally lords it over us even though he's resigned in disgrace twice, and now holds an important decision-making job for which he was not elected. Mostly, though, I hate him because his one-man war on the bright and the witty and the successful means that half my friends now seem to be taking leave of their senses.
There's talk of emigration in the air. It's everywhere I go. Parties. Work. In the supermarket. My daughter is working herself half to death to get good grades at GSCE and can't see the point because she won't be going to university, because she doesn't have a beak or flippers or a qualification in washing windscreens at the lights. She wonders, often, why we don't live in America .
Then you have the chaps and chapesses who can't stand the constant raids on their wallets and their privacy. They can't understand why they are taxed at 50% on their income and then taxed again for driving into the nation's capital. They can't understand what happened to the hunt for the weapons of mass destruction. They can't understand anything. They see the Highway Wombles in those brand new 4x4s that they paid for, and they see the M4 bus lane and they see the speed cameras and the community support officers and they see the Albanians stealing their wheelbarrows and nothing can be done because it's racist.
And they see Alistair Darling handing over £4,350 of their money to not sort out the banking crisis that he doesn't understand because he's a small-town solicitor, and they see the stupid war on drugs and the war on drink and the war on smoking and the war on hunting and the war on fun and the war on scientists and the obsession with the climate and the price of train fares soaring past £1,000 and the Guardian power-brokers getting uppity about one shot baboon and not uppity at all about all the dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and how they got rid of Blair only to find the lying twerp is now going to come back even more powerful than ever, and they think, "I've had enough of this. I'm off."
It's a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else. But where?
You can't go to France because you need to complete 17 forms in triplicate every time you want to build a greenhouse, and you can't go to Switzerland because you will be reported to your neighbours by the police and subsequently shot in the head if you don't sweep your lawn properly, and you can't go to Italy because you'll soon tire of waking up in the morning to find a horse's head in your bed because you forgot to give a man called Don a bundle of used notes for "organising" a plumber.
You can't go to Australia because it's full of things that will eat you, you can't go to New Zealand because they don't accept anyone who is more than 40 and you can't go to Monte Carlo because they don't accept anyone who has less than 40 mill. And you can't go to Spain because you're not called Del and you weren't involved in the Walthamstow blag. And you
can't go to Germany ... because you just can't.
The Caribbean sounds tempting, but there is no work, which means that one day, whether you like it or not, you'll end up like all the other expats, with a nose like a burst beetroot, wondering if it's okay to have a small sharpener at 10 in the morning. And, as I keep explaining to my daughter, we can't go to America because if you catch a cold over there, the health system is designed in such a way that you end up without a house. Or dead.
Canada's full of people pretending to be French, South Africa's too risky, Russia's worse and everywhere else is too full of snow, too full of flies or too full of people who want to cut your head off on the internet. So you can dream all you like about upping sticks and moving to a country that doesn't help itself to half of everything you earn and then spend the money it gets on bus lanes and advertisements about the dangers of salt.
But wherever you go you'll wind up an alcoholic or dead or bored or in a cellar, in an orange jumpsuit, gently wetting yourself on the web. All of these things are worse than being persecuted for eating a sandwich at the wheel.
I see no reason to be miserable. Yes, Britain now is worse than it's been for decades, but the lunatics who've made it so ghastly are on their way out. Soon, they will be back in Hackney with their South African nuclear-free peace polenta. And instead the show will be run by a bloke whose dad has a wallpaper shop and possibly, terrifyingly, a twerp in Belgium whose fruitless game of hunt-the-WMD has netted him £15m on the lecture circuit.
So actually I do see a reason to be miserable. Which is why I think it's a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and inhuman. But it would at least cheer everyone up a bit.
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